The Goldberg Crew

Luke Ashton, Dean Alexander, and Mia Faith

Sunday, November 29, 2015


Things are looking up.


This is what Felicia looks like every morning.


This is what Daddy looks like everyday..





any given sunday



Cheers!

featuring Norm.


Hotline Bling



The two most intimating kids secure the doors.



Dorf on School



see what happens when you shower.

Here is the point.


Giddy Up


No boys allowed. EVER.

BRAD!!!!

A summer ain't a summer without Brad in people magazine




The waters were rough that day.


From L to R. Sunblock 50, Coco Butter, Sunblock 70

Dean is dating a fish. Her name is Sally Jane.
We like her , not the parents though.



We have no social skills and can't speak with each other without our devices.



Five nice pictures that are hard to make funny with captions but have no fear, I will attempt.




from L to R. Blackberry, Itouch, Itouch, Itouch, Iphone


from L to R Middle child, Manchild, baby girl, Oldest child, Furesha


Five people Trump didnt offend....yet.


Truman Started from the Bottom.


Beliebers



Hanging out in the Deuce Trey



Luke and Dean home from camp were running from the bus yelling "give me my phone!"



Daddy Photo Bombing Big Tasty.

The thinker...sorry
The Stinker!




The Insurance 500.

Jake from State Farm you Sound Hideous
vs
Pinocchio the Motivational Speaker







At Camp, Dean grows another three inches and it is all FRO.




The Summer of Mia. With the boys gone, Mia plots her masterplan

first, we celebrate, yes it is premature but who cares.


Mia then takes the boys devices and sends texts to girls telling them they want to marry them

Took Lukes bed and made it a place for her dolls to sleep
 Took Deans bed and slept in it, as you can see bear on the right, he was left lonely.

She took Luke's Syracuse Carmelo Jersey and played in it


She learned how to drive because Daddy was tired of driving her everywhere...


She also learned how to drink

    ...which led to good times!

Like her ma, she was selling houses.

ABC, Always Be Closing 


Trying to follow Super Moms footsteps, she works and cooks.
Following moms footsteps, she burnt pasta.

When not working, she reads the paper for current events in Glen Rock. This weeks news a cat was lost and then found.

She got engaged to a boy and then unengaged when Daddy found out.

She is her Daddys Daughter starbucks in the building!

Sunday, July 12, 2015

BOYS ARE GONE!





camp has aged him. he is starting to look like daddy with, the goatee needs to form better.

not yet honey.



Off to camp they leave as young boys , but when they come back , they will be young boys. If they don't we are suing.



GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL