My mommy still does not know how to buy me clothes that fit (even though she knows how to buy other things...)

Dean is very happy on this Memorial Day weekend. Not so much for the BBQ's, the beach, or Monday off...mostly because he can now wear linen. 

Veggie Stix on the beach, America's past-time. 

Luke thought we were in London and picked the wrong wheel, leaving him very frustrated. Dean on the other hand knew we were in America. 

Using the form Obi-Wan and Yoda taught him, he toys with young Darth AJ.

Worst part of having the name Luke is that everyone thinks they can "take you" in a Light Saber battle. Darth AJ found out the hard way.

Sittin on the stoop makin a poop 

Luke better not get used to this. pumping gas is not his calling, American Idol is. 

"Hey can you pass the Grey Poupon" 

Randy Jackson's "Dawg"

Mother's should not take the "Day off" on Mother's day. We know Felicia won't again... 

Ice Cream, Soup Cream, and then Floor Cream. 

You have to be THIS big to get in. 

Pointing to the 33 different spills on the table. 

"Herb clean up in aisle 3 and 4, and for the love of...they are headed to 5!" 

M.A.D.D (Mother's Against Drunk Driving) please don't call, it is only water. 

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, I watch Dateline To catch a Predator, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, serious, I watched it, leave those kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the Bergen wall...

O-C-D 

Dean's first haircut. Not fun for anyone who was involved. 

Dean has left some room on the back for a "hoochie"(his words) 

No GPS and he is not asking for directions, thats my boy! 

Daddy gas is almost $3, lets take my car.. 

the camera's zoom in function works 

Picture is a little blurry but that is because he was playing in the Cannabus tree.