Dean was texting Idols12 for Lakisha Jones. Girlfriend shut it down with her performance, she made it her own, was not pitchy, AND she had the "X" factor.

Y TU Dean-O? A mix between Buddy Rich, Brian Wilson, Tommy Lee, and Alex Van Halen with a spice of Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies.

Dean closed the browser before we could see what site he was on. We are sure that he was not on the noggin, bob the builder, or Handy Mannny websites...

Pimp Cups come in all different sizes. Pimpin ain't easy as they say but Luke and Dean disagree.

Luke smiling because he is in the news as being one of the 18 people claiming to be the father of anna nicole's (he calls her boo) child. He is also smiling because he stands to inherit a lot of money to buy more bob the builder toys.

Luke visually upset of the loss of his boo. Since images from blogs stand up in court, he plans to submit this as evidence for when he first heard the news.

Dean also had an affair with Anna and is another person that is claiming to be the father.

Daddy, these shoes don't work with my gear, I am not playing if I don't look good.

The time between when the ball left Deans hands and the time it hit the first pin lots has happened...
Luke got married
Felicia got ready to go out
Daddy stopped being sarcastic.
Actually..none of the three things has happened yet, it just was a LOOOOOONG time watching that ball go down the alley.

He picks up girls left and right but can't pick up the 7-10 split.

The new Bose headphones that block out the noise for kids.

Now a days in gym class kids are taught how to fend off the paparazzi while avoiding the lawsuit. Luke is not good at it, he always seem to hit the camera man and could be headed to court down the road. It is yet another reason to be thankful he has Pop-Pop and Lu-Lu. They will release an army of legal eagles that would love to take on his case pro bono.

Peyton Manning is a poo-poo jerky head stupid face

Dean was headed outside and then he realized he forgot his gold chains (yes that is plural, don't hate).

Only a bowl of grapes is separating the kids and only a bowl of grapes is preventing this daddy from getting beat up by Lila's daddy.

The boys strategizin' for their upcoming hoop game vs Cookie and Clownie.

UPDATE: Luke and Dean won but not without some drama. Luke wanted a pretzel midway during the first quarter which led Dean to repeat pretzie which annoyed the crowd (Daddy) until halftime. Since we were not calling offense of fouls Luke was allowed to punch clownie and stand on cookie to dunk. The boys won 18-0 .

Luke's Match.com picture and profile:
Likes: Bob the Builder, anything crayola, Starbucks, and nice walks on the beach
Dislikes: anything decaf or not a venti, someone who does not have dvr/tivo, kids under 17 months.
Looking for : Young successful female, preferably a sugar momma.
Women Respond to me because of my: gentleness, personality, dimples and also when I say "How you doin?"

"What Dad? Why are you busting my chops? These are matchbox cars not real cars. I am just waiting for when I am ready to drive legally. Dad, I would never do anything before I am ready or without your consent."

Mom's Analysis: Isn't Dean a good boy, he is so cute and so nice.

Pop-Pop and Lu-Lu Analysis: Oh so cute, lets also buy him a drum set.

Dad's Analysis: Dean is already way ahead of the curve and is probably a mind of a junior in high school. He is a compulsive liar and probably on some drug.

Global Warming, last week it was summer, this week winter, and then next week summer...

Anyway bro, she keeps calling and I had to tell her to step off because she is all up in my area.

Dean does not want a hat, and he had to explain to mom that if you want to do the Safety Dance, its Men WITHOUT hats, not with...