Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

Luke spent 3 minutes flying on a turtle. Daddy spent 37 minutes explaining that turtles don't fly.

Ride Ride slippipty slide, come on and ride on the expensive voyage...

Luke and Dean to the rescue! They went in circles 9 times, mission accomplished,lets go get some cotton candy...

In the army they brush their teeth with a finger.

The queen of the deck holding court. Luke and Colin trying to apease her royal highness.

Both just scored a towel from the girlies using their favorite line from fletch. Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Daddy:
Hey Dean why do you wear your pants that way?

Dean
E-Z Access Yo.

Daddy: that's my boy! oh my I am getting verklempt, talk amongst yourself. Here is the topic. Ocean's 13 is neither about an Ocean or a 13 year old. Discuss.

The men of Jersey Transit Calendar: June 2007

It was the end of the Soprano's but the start of the Deano's. The similarities are incredible. Both Tony and Dean have a weight problem, like Pasta, live in Jersey, have a driver, swear a lot, and both like girls from the ba-da-bing.

Dean eying one of Luke's ladies. Luke showing his crazy face he uses at bars to intimidate.

Luke made breadsticks and they were very good. Olive Garden please stop calling he is only four, call in 12 years...

Dean never has seen so much food.

Luke is done with Noggin, on to the Food Channel.

I had to have the talk with Dean. "Dean we live in Jersey but that does not mean we are required to wear a Bon Jovi jacket."

Knock Knock (Luke)
Who's there? (Ladies)
Termite (Luke)
Termite Who? (Ladies)
Termite's the night Ladies!

Don't get it wrong, Luke only swings one way...

Due to the "Felicia restriction's" I can't comment here.