From the wise words of Chris Rock, the only job of a father is to keep your daughter off the pole. I have enlisted the boys to help me and this is part of their training.

Luke and Nana, if we lived in West Virginia, they would be dating.

Dean was unhappy with the Sponge Bob skis, he wanted Tupac and Biggie skis.

Dean tore it up on the slopes...sorry tear it up...day 1, fantastic...sorry no pics. Day 2...not so good, he wasn't feeling good and cried.

They have helmets on because when you reach speeds of 1-3 mphs, it can get dangerous...

Both boys have been watching a lot of VH-1 classic. (80's hair joke..)

ALERT: Crazy Reindeer lady is without her antlers but still on the loose.

Pop-Pop never gave the guy on the right anything like this when he was a kid.

Luke is half way done and we have seen a change.





Dean has not been back from the pub since page 5.

Here Kristen, Now GIVE ME MINE.

Crazy Reindeer Lady is back!

Luke put up 45 different Pittsburgh Steelers ornaments.

Three of the Four Grandfathers are pictured. If push came to shove, none of them could change Dean's diaper.

Mommy tried to rush into the picture last second to put more ice cream on Luke's face so they EXACTLY matched.

Disciplined at school, Luke has been preparing for this moment for a while. Daddy realized, after the blood test was positive, that Luke needed to know how to handle the teachers. His first words/phrases were Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, I did not have anything to do with that spitball, the dog ate it, and sorry I left the apple at home today.

Luke is such a thoughtful guy. All of the other kids shun Ethan because he wears the same hat and necklace everyday to school. Luke sees beyond the material things. (Not pictured are his prada shoes.).

Daddy and Luke both celebrate their respective birthdays. Luke is Five and acts like a five year old. Daddy is an ass and acts like an ass.

You think this bite was intense, you should have seen the last one.

Dean playing with the new kitchen. It comes with a Sub Zero, Viking, Microwave, but no wife, so he has NO clue on what do here.