Conversation with Mia

Daddy : Hey did you just buy that Coach blanket?
Mia : oh that little thing right there?
D: yes. how much?
M: oh it was on sale.
D: how much?
M: I saved $120 on it, it was an amazing bargain.
D: you still spent money, how much?
M: Daddy I love you, you are the bestest Daddy ever. Can I give you a big hug?
D: Oh Thanks Mia, I love you to sweetie. Where the heck are your brothers and why have they not finished mowing the lawn.

Daddy and the boys already report to the CFO, Felica but soon will have to report to the CMO, Cheif Mia Officer. Bureaucracy sucks. The men are contemplating on forming a union.

Exactly like her Ma, screaming at Daddy...

Daddy has been doing laundry trying to pitch in. One load of Colors, two loads of whites, and nine loads of pink.

Dean is being the over protective loving big brother, no, not yet dean,save it up for 12 more years. That is when I need you to open cans of whoop-ass.

Mia and Dean around the same stage. Same height, same weight but Mia wins by far with the amount of clothes she has.

She is sitting up but still Daddy must remember to wipe down.

Yes Mia , Two brothers.

Dean is getting ready to be a commuter one day when he grows up.

Both of the women sleep as the men of the house clean and fix it up. The men can't wait for this HOUR to be up already and then everything goes back to normal.

Daddy was singing to Mia.

If the phone rings in the middle of the night
I will yell what you gonna do with your life
You better bet that daddy dear is still number one
And your a girl mia but you ain't gonna have fun
Oh Mia just so you know know you will have no fun...

(old people this is my parody of 1984's Cyndi Lauper "Girls just wanna have fun")

Clients 9,10 and 11 just looking at "Kristens" my space page.

The little boy didn't touch or look at Mia, he just mentioned her name. Luke is sending a message to all the boys in town.

L to R , Luke and Dean... I know funny right, I almost forgot too.

Combined they plan to spend the entire Goldberg fortune by June.

Mia was born on Thursday and will be discharged on Saturday am, if you want to meet her, Felicia has a planned shopping experience at the mall. We will meet you in the food court around noon. Daddy will be the one with an empty cup asking for donations.

I heard “oh you are having a girl, girls, well they are just different.”. She cries, poops, and sleeps…what is different?

Forbes just released the richest people in the world, the sons of the list are the only people who can date/marry Mia. "Sugar Daddy" will soon be in her vocabulary..

Mia is mix of us both.
She has curls, she takes after her mommy
She sleeps, she takes after her daddy

Welcome Mia Faith!

Mia Faith Goldberg enters the world at a 6 lbs and 12 oz. All of my girl jokes are now not as funny :(

Luke wanted to tell the baby that he would be there for her but also stay out of his way, its his dojo.

Both Mommy and Dean share a laugh of the false hope that Monica's ex boyfriend wife has from her wins for Ohio and Texas.

Dean has no vertical but man his horizontal is sick.

I mentioned the responsibilities of being a big brother to a little sister. I also mentioned what I (daddy) was like during high school and college. Luke quickly realized that he was not strong enough and started crunches. I am not sure if you know but he also made the Mitchell report (3rd page, second column)