You should see the other guy!

I am not sure if you see but if you look close you will notice that Luke has a bandage on his head.

He
A) was in training for an ultimate fighting contests with Team Couture and took a knee to the head from Randy.
B) Got bitch slapped by Dean
C) Was on the diving board and unsuccessfully attempted the triple lindy and hit his head on the third board (he was so close..)
D) Didn't believe Daddy when Daddy said I will whoop you upside the head if you "do that again"
E) None of the Above read below.

Luke was playing in the living room and fell hitting the top of his head. Blood gushed all over, mommy called 911, cops came, ambulance came, Luke went to the ER. Noah Drake was not on duty but the doc that he had put in three stitches. Luke is fine, mommy was traumatized but luke...fine.

(also do you see the blood on his shorts? How COOL!)

Left to right
Sunblock, no sunblock, sunblock, no sunblock, sunblock.

A 100 pointer!

Dean got of the ocean and asked for a Towel.

He then waited and asked again. TOWEL!

He then said, Pop-Pop , it doesnt even need to be a big towel, just get me one.

Look at me Pop-Pop, it can be a small hand towel...just please I am freezing, get me one.

Pop-pop then said AH! Towel, I thought you said Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

In the end

Dean finally got a towel

Pop-Pop scheduled an ear exam

Getting ready for 2024 Olympics when Wave Jumping will be an event...hopefully Guitar Hero is in the winter games too.

The waves almost washed dean away...the waves in the tub..these waves almost washed pop-pop.

Its the new rage down at the shore, personalized sand seats.

Felicia order 5 more of them (in case they break one YOU NEED BACK UPS!). Nana called in a couple so when they visit Na they can have personalized sand seats too.

Daddy tried to bury Luke but the voice of reason, Dean , stopped him.

Mommy calls Nana 8 times a day
Mia only calls Mommy 3 times a day but its those darn text messages that are really starting to add up.

I told them if they didn't smile then they would have to sit in traffic on the way home.

Since both Pop-Pop and Lu-Lu have a hard time getting up we decided to pile on the kids and then run like hell.

Drink in one hand and going to the beach with a girl. This story had a better ending 20 years ago.

The dentist told luke to cut down on sugar, but apparently not dean.

Lu-Lu told Luke what a great seven letter words she had last night in scrabble but just had nowhere to place them. Luke gave the same answer daddy and pop-pop had…who cares just go already!

We opened a sand bakery. It is a high margin business if you get it right. . From left to right. Three Shell Monty pie, Green Bay Farvless Leaf Pie, Chairman Mao Pie, The Integrated Shell, Dark Knight Shell, Shark Pie, Smile face pie, and Soopa doopa poopa shell pie. We closed shop by noon.

In Theory this was a great picture. But reality is much different then theory. If you add sand, a baby that can’t sit up, and a mother who has OCD..it was like the train wrecks you see on VH1 reality shows.

Almost Bad News: Six kids almost drowned during the eight minutes we tried taking this picture.

Very Good News: Three Lawyers drowned too.

Somewhat weird news: I have been called in as the expert blogger witness for the class action suit.

Mia is wearing something from baby gap and SPF 79. Felicia is wearing something from Forever 21 and Cocoa Butter extra dark tanning lotion.

Mia ain’t on a poll, notice Luke is in front of the bars, not behind him…daddy is doing his job.

Dean has many nicknames , you will hear Mommy and Daddy caling him: Dean-o, Bean, Mean Dean, Lean Dean , and if you listen close when dean does something naughty, sometimes you will hear mommy and daddy mutter under their breath D-Bag.

Maturity from close to far. Yes Daddy is a jack ass.

Can’t we all just get along.

What if we all decided that one candidate is the right one and everyone voted for one person, 100% blue state love or 100% red state unity, really that is what Luke’s had in mind when he did the puzzle. His utopia : If we could all just see eye to eye on all issues and then just bomb Canada already.

Luke putting together the Red State/Blue State puzzle that pop-pop and lu-lu gave him. It helps him understand the Gore/Bush 2000 election and the importance of swing states, Chads, and that every vote that counts. Luke can’t wait for his birthday in December when he probably get from pop-pop and lu-lu the great speeches of our forefathers 1877-1883 puzzle.

Dean digging his way for oil (daddies orders) but midway, he decided to go to China for the Olympics.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls…

At Miniature golf, Dean missed the hole and quite often the ball...but in this picture, he missed his nose.

Mias towel has her name on it. Daddy has a list, your name better not be on it…stay
away from my little girl.

Luke racing in the sand (not pictured Apollo Creed).

Luke holds on for dear life as you can see the water was rough that day.

Pop Pop and Lu Lu were trying to get Dean in the pool. They tried to bribe him with a college scholarship. Both Mommy and Daddy stubbed their toes as they rushed to push Dean in the pool.

Dean tickles Mias head, Luke whispers in her ear. The boys are applying Daddy's power moves on the wrong person...

The boys got into Daddys tank tops again.

Here sits Mia, notice the seat says LUKE. If this was a panoramic camera the picture would show you a bed that said Daddy, that now says Mia. A few ex-Dean and more ex Luke items that Mia has taken over…oh mommy, a spoiled baby is cute, a spoiled teenage girl is going to be…well, your problem.