Here are some of the spawns of Albright, due to various reasons not everyone could make it. The only kid not pictured but was there was Paulicio, the son of Freddy “Smart Car” Carlito.

That was an inside joke and I am sorry you didn’t get it, here is a quarter, call someone that cares or better yet use your text message minutes either way I don't care..I just made a buncha people laugh.

Mia attended Frau Fest 2008. It was an amazing time, she was held by several women kissed and hugged. Daddy plans on attending next year, and is going to wear his man thong…backwards.

The boys slept niiiiiiiiiiice on the way home

“Oh please please can I be on the blog”. The fan club is big but the stalkers are few. Meet Vicki now you know what she looks like, please help me make sure she stays far away from my family.

Daddy came home from Work and gave Mia a book. "Will I ever be good enough? Healing the Daughters of Narcissistic Mothers." It will be a good read for Mia as she has a long road ahead and hope she enjoys the book

Also, Daddy slept on the couch and used the book as a pillow, he didn't enjoy it so much...

It was Daddies turn to feed Mia.

Dean tried to censor the picture but he missed, Mommies nose still is visible.

This is Mia’s computer. Mommy is trying to make it work so Mia has a profile on Facebook and then will try to make Mia be her friend…so sad mommy.

Oh it's on.

Dean whipped out his computer and started his own blog. He is tired of the mean-spirited witty sarcasm humor of his dad. He is going to try and be "funny" like his mom.

His first blog post was:
What insect is good at math?
An account-ant.

Am I worried? No. Dean's blog will be filled with average knock-knock jokes and yo- mamma jokes like:
My mom is so dumb
(Crowd) how dumb is she
She is so dumb, she don't even know how to spell "Chauffeuring" (read below to get the joke..;)))

Mommy voted two votes for Adrian Peterson and Dean two votes for LT as the number one pick in the fantasy football pick, Luke didn't weigh in but its ok..Daddy didn't have 1 or 2 pick. Hello Joseph Addai!

Anywho kids are back in school and Daddy has football back.

Chauffeuring not Chauffering, maybe mommy should go to school.

Luke in-line to go and take advantage of why my taxes are so high.

Shhhh Mommy doesn’t know about this blog and makes her own captions when taking her pictures. Her captions are so blah-blah, Daddy's captions are so ha-ha....well sometimes they are...

Daddy needs to borrow Luke's bandage here...his head hurts…so many captions here.

1. Daddy watched a lot of baywatch growing up
2. Daddy picked up the wrong boy, luke was upset.
3. Luke and daddy trying for the next next next summer olympics and were practicing passing the baton
4. Daddy wants four kids and Felicia doesn't, this was only his chance.
5. Daddy knows that this boys Daddy has never held him

Dean and Daddy got cocky showboating the last leg of the 32.5 mile run but hey when you run for almost 4 hours, you would too.

Luke ran a mile and got a medal. Daddy ran 5 miles and got a nap in the afternoon. Daddy loves running.

Luke, Sippy Cup of Kettle One, Dean.

Luke fed up with Daddy, finally says enough snaps of the camera already! You don't even care what we look like anymore, you just do it for the "caption".

Apparently it injuries that get the ladies. When he got home, Luke threw away his roofies.

Note: Daddy has a stubbed toe, Hey ma, howudoin?

When he was not explaining about the 10 dudes that jumped him after the club, he was taking a sip of water.

This whole exercise only took 22 minutes.. Dean then was given a high five because seriously…they didn’t think he would ever finish.

Luke looks so badass.

While the kids were in awe of Luke’s bandage. The mom’s all had flashbacks to flashdance and went home to break out their head bands and leg warmers.

This is what happens when you get in Dean’s way.

Dean used a competitive advantage, his hands. When the coaches were not looking he cheated, Dean is going to well in business.