The Goldberg Crew

Luke Ashton, Dean Alexander, and Mia Faith

Sunday, December 21, 2008




Daddy put the boys outside so he could play the wii uninterrupted.
Luke then tried to figure out how to take his shoes off and throw them at the photographer without getting his feet cold.




Bailout plan has been a recent financial term but it also applies to our backyard.



The boys like Devo. Whip it good..



Dean for hire. He charges hourly and he takes a friggin loooong time.




I told him to stop eating the yellow snow, so we comprised..




Boys, you better watch out
Luke you better not cry
Dean you Better not pout
Seriously, all of those things are annoying and I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is right in the middle of you two and won’t be staying if you continue not to listen




Luke , who apparently is 6 foot 9 is in front, and then the rest of the family behind him.




For Christmas Daddy got what he wanted…2 more kids!



Luke and Ethan tease Blagojevich about his predicament and his hair.

Blagojevich returns the playful tease and makes fun of Luke’s hair and then it was on…

Mommy ( not pictured) got in the face of Blagojevich and told him Luke is sporting the Zack Effron so what do you think about that!

Blagojevich then quickly apologized and offered Felicia a senate seat.

No, I don’t need a another piece of furnitiure she explained but would take an iphone for Christmas.



Bernie Madoff didn’t scam these guys out money, Hooters did though…



The Thinker --- Da Stinker

Saturday, December 13, 2008

These few slides will do justice of what Luke called “best birthday ever”









They were not hiding from the hooters girls, just getting another view.



Read the sign.



Daddy explained Mia you are not allowed to ever work here
Daddy only comes here to make sure you are not working here.



This is the closest Mia will ever get to be in the hooters calendar.



See the menu, see the smiles, wow hooters really does make you happy.



Dean now wants to revise his Chistmas list as he wants tickets to this event, not power rangers.

Daddy does not have to revise, he has had two tickets ever since they went on sale July 20th.



They were patiently waiting for the beer cart woman.





Luke turned six on dec 12th and Mia turned nine mths on Dec 6th.
Due to the economy we shared the number and blog post.



Dean thought it was funny to put on a really small shirt.



Mommy left her computer unlocked and Luke took over posting really unfunny comments on peoples facebook walls…oh wait…those were felicias posts. Luke was just emailing Santa.



Crawl > Stand > Cell Phone



Happy Birthday Daddy! Daddy almost let his guard down, but he knows they want something.



Luke Skywalker, R2Dean2, Princess Mia are preparing their strike back towards the evil empire. Darth Daddy and Mom Tropper.

We either had Chewmomma, C3P-HO, or Momma the Hut….but Darth likes to sleep in his own bed and not downstairs on the couch…so Mom Tropper it is!

Thursday, December 04, 2008



Mia now has a prom dress, Daddy now has a heart murmur.




Five little monkeys sitting on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head. The point of this story is have kids, not monkeys.



Karen took a ball of yarn and made it into something nice…Mia took a ball of yarn and ate it.





Mia left Raven a present in her diaper. Raven shortly fell down after this picture…





Mia is a quick learner, she started to crawl as she saw Raven on all fours. I hope she doesn’t learn from Daddy do keg stands...



Mia made a Plaxadent.


NOTE: Plaxico Burress is a football player that shot himself by accident (Plaxico + accident = Plaxadent) Jeez…everyone should just read more and maybe…just maybe…you would appreciate my comedic genius and not have me explain everything to you…



Frank had a flashback to when he was eight and pilgrams landed.



Mia has met jossie only a few times but recognizes her voice from the nine phone calls a day



Matt couldn’t see Mia, but he eventually took his hand away from his face.



On the left is Dean I call him Luke or sometimes Dude.
In the middle is Luke, I call him Dean or sometimes dude.
On the right, Mia, I call her girlie or oh yea.



Mia in da hood



Otis sits on the dock, Mia stands in the crib




Felicia is showing a lot of progress.



We have showered baby girl with many toys and in the end, her favorite is this empty blue bowl…




Dean: Do you have 10 dollars I can borrow?
Mia : No the credit markets are frozen



TOUCHDOWN!!!!! Um nope…Mia is a girl….take two..

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