One year, she isn’t on a pole. Phew.

When he does finally score, we are ready.

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And now that she is one….it starts now.

When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

For her birthday Mia got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... she put them in the same room and let them fight it out

She has been eating like this ever since Jason dumped Melissa

Cake makes mia happy. Fast forward 15 years to the birthday and it will be a car that makes mia happy

Luke and Dean both asked, did we have to wear a dress when we turned one?
I paused but in the end I told them no.

One year ago the Dow was 13,000, today it is 6600.
One year ago Mia was born, today she is one
One year ago I had a 401k, today..just 3K( 3Kids…)

Mommy put that hat on Mia, Mia pushed it off.
Mommy then put that hat back on Mia, Mia pushed it off
Mommy then put that hat back on Mia, Mia pushed it off
Mommy then put that hat back on Mia, Mia pushed it off
Mommy then put that hat back on Mia, Mia pushed it off
Mommy then put that hat back on Mia, Mia pushed it off
Daddy took the picture which had the hat on.
Mia pushed off the hat, Mommy didn’t care.

Nana asked the boys and Mia to come and sit next to her. Nobody moved. She then said, come over and I will buy you ... They all rushed over.

I told Mia, find a sugar daddy and lock him down. This train is fun but you don’t want to be a commuter.

Swingers. They are so money and don’t even know it.

Due to Dean’s extra long eyelashes we had to put him in a bubble, Mia and Daddy visited.

Girls on film.

Dean , quickly turned around and screamed. “EXIT ONLY”

Diva...she wants to be on team Athena on celebrity apprentice…but refuses to sit close next to Joan Rivers as her face might explode.

After the photo, I explained that is not how you get the girl. Instead of making funny faces talk really loud about your Benz in the shop and you were stuck with the Beemer. Then say Hampton’s House and Paris Hilton in the same sentence.

Mia was walking around aimlessly in the backyard with her dress and fell in the garden. Felicia instead of picking her up, captured this picture.

Dean asked to wear his Star Wars shirt to picture day...mommy vetoed his request, dean wore the sweater

In High School, he will want wear, insert band name here, mommy will veto his request, dean will wear the insert band name here shirt.

On sale this week, Hair Gel, Mommy used a whole tube...