The Goldberg Crew

Luke Ashton, Dean Alexander, and Mia Faith

Monday, May 04, 2009



We are Moving!

It is a little bigger then our needs right now and is a stretch financially but we totally negotiated down. 1600 Pennsylvania is our new address but Felicia will send you a moving card soon…she is so diligent!




Obama , Mom, and Dean




Michelle, Dad , and Dean




Yes dean, we know the people in China hammered it to hard and we have this nail sticking out. What can we do, they have billions of people…




While Luke loves being a public speaker and loves to tax people, he just doesn’t want to be responsible for pre-empting primetime programming; he just couldn’t live with himself.




Dean’s knowledge of congresses role has improved significantly with this trip but he just has blind spots when it comes to the future of social security and healthcare





Mia is the Chief, Daddy is the party.



Daddy, Mommy and Luke




Live at the Smithsonian, we performed: "Doo doo in my diapers"




Hey Jon Stewart….eat it





The Hope Diamond to the Left. Nana could not take her eyes off it. We had to have security escort her out.



Nobody puts baby in a hippos mouth.




Did the Jonas brother's do this? How are these boys going to take it to the next level with this attitude like this towards the paparazzi?



The boys were screaming Geoffrey! Geoffrey! as they thought they were in Toys R Us.




As we were standing taking a picture all of sudden this Elephant walked across the museum.



The kids meet the guy from MTV



Luke is a narc, don’t tell anyone.



The DC 7




Dora got nasty with Mia and Mia cold clocked her



Dean riding in the front of the DC Cab without a car seat, no Mr T wasn’t driving.



Again, In DC Cab, still no Mr. T but Daddy and Mommy disguised as car seats.



Again DC Cab, no Mr T but Mr B.O. was in the house…



"When I was Five"
Dean, not interested, he isn’t there yet,
Luke, not interested, its so last year.
Nana , was in tears at the end, it brought back so many memories from a long long long long long time ago.



In this picture. You will find the Capitol. You also hear the term Capitol Spending in the news. The two women on the side are the reason you hear this news.




As you can see in the Background , Congress was in session. We were all quiet…well Mia made a noise, which we think was Nay. Come to think of it we think she might have been the deciding vote in something important but whatev.





Capitol Chaos

Top of the Capitol and Top of the Heads








Luke thought the pamphlet would open up to see Miss May centerfold spread



Daddy I know Souter has left but where is Supreme court Justice Judge Judy’s jacket?



Body Language doesn’t lie. He was so disappointed that Bon Jovi wasn’t the New Jersey representative.



Dean and Luke were telling Jacob about how many times the Bulls beat the Knicks in the 90’s. Jacob eventually cried, well he cried because Jacob’s Daddy was crying. These discussion brought back visions of, Charles "Lay up" Smith, John "Shopping Bag" Starks and one of the tallest mediocre shooting guards of all time Patrick Ewing just allowing Scottie "the best bull ever" Pippen to dunk all day every day…

note inside joke, everyone knows Steve Kerr was the best bull.



Felicia was waving at the camera (still unsure why) and I was able to capture her in full wave. This picture is remarkable if you have ever seen Felicia wave.


Mollie has a cell phone and Mia doesn’t. Well Mia did, its just she used up all her minutes and Daddy took it away.



This was different then most Birthday parties but we are different then most people. Rules. Stand in front of your neighbor and fart in their face



Dean trying to impress the girl by doing the puzzle. Ah…if life were only that easy.


This was a party to welcome young Andrew to our family.