The Goldberg Crew: November 2009

For halloween Mia dressed up a teenager...wait..this is a post halloween picture...wait (sound of grown man falling) (ok..if you dont get this joke, see the previous ones below)

Dirty Laundean

Dean telling us that the Yankees are number 1. Poor kid never will see them play live as it cost more then college.

Apparently Billie Jean was not his lover but all three of them hooked up with Dirty Diana

ONE MILLION DOLLARS…Used in her first sentence. Daddy, I will cost you over the years more then one million dollars.

Kids listen, when you go up say Trick or Treat, then say happy Halloween and thank you. If anyone offers you beer, let me know. I will probably be empty.

Wave your pops in the air.
Wave them like ya just don’t care

Daddy once again dresses up as hunchback

On the right a mask, On the left a wig…wait that is real…wait…that is a whole thing of hair gel.

Cat woman and Mia.

Halloween brings out some great costumes and creativity. These guys can’t wait until Halloween…

Coach asked luke if he could take out their player. Luke said, No , but I could take their best players sister. I have a coupon to Applebee’s.

Friday night lights introductions:

And now the teams agent Luke Goldberg!

Wait Daddy , I can explain
(sound of grown man falling)
Daddy , Daddy get up get up.

Mr. Goldberg we were only playing doctor.
(sound of grown man falling)
Mr goldberg? Mr Goldberg? get up, get up

In a new twist to the school year and the attempt at being green, the teachers are not giving report cards but eco friendly shirts , here are the boys with their grades on it. Ryan goes to a different school with a numerical grading system.