Our Jersey Shore names
Mia "Tan Trum"
Luke "The Prince of Paramus"
Dean "The Deltoid or sometimes responds to Juice Springstein"
Felicia "The Sponge" , What spilled? Felicia clean it up!
Daddy "The Condition." Oh his bags under his eyes and poor posture, what's his condition?

Still after seven years I have to tell him.
Inside voice, luke use your indside voice.

hey dad
yes luke
I turned 7 years old today, when will my age match tiger woods’ indiscretions?
You have time Luke, you have a lot of time.

look ma, no hands!

yup, they are the future.

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
oh wait, she has a wet diaper, nevermind becky.

(modified lyrics to sir mix a lots, baby gots back)

I had a recent birthday but am entirely way to young to be a grand father.

the boys were playing star wars and dressed her up to be princess mia

karate kid : the reality show.

dean earned his yellow belt. He didn’t like it, it didn’t match with his sweat pants

So for thanksgiving you don’t get presents? I am not singing.