Left to right , Belle (in hand) , Cruella (in pink) Cinderella (in hand), Mia (in lap) , Evil Mother-in-law (redhead) ,and Snow white (in lap)

(note: Toby is not evil, she is very kind and generous but I needed to use “evil” to make the joke work. Felicia on the other hand is really Cruella, seriously Cruella .)

The boys and their harem, not pictured but slightly to the left of dean, Gov. Paterson.

Dean ponders his options here. I keep reminding him, sugar momma, get a sugar momma.

Mia is 2 not 3. Nana put the candles on Mia’s second birthday cupcake. When she turns 3.14 we can serve pie but for now cupcakes. The problem ahead, Nana taught Mommy math and we know how that turned out…Happy 2nd birthday, not third…

Notice Mia won’t look away from the cupcake. She has been burned by mommy so many times before..

Changing his name to Kareen Abdul Goldberg

Three kids, two strollers. Dean rode the daddy express. Daddy’s express apparently is an out-of-date machine. It needs to go to the yard soon.

Elmo’s hand was on daddy’s tush. Daddy no likey tickle me tushy.

Songs like "the real slim shady” “stan” , "lose yourself", and "without me", were big hits but the boy from Detroit's 8 mile now has a store in NYC.

We all decided to all get in the picture with M&M. Daddy was hoping that they were going to battle, daddy's gots skillz on the M-I-C.

They really wanted to see Conan but apparently, not sure if you heard…he is off the air.

In Jerz, we don’t pump our gas we pump our fist

Beat that beat with your fist Vin tells Dean.

Vin has not been going to the tanning salon but also his nose looks much different on the tv

Left to right, Vin, Ronnie, Dj Pauly D , and Snickers…

Karate Kid and Dean have something in common. Ralph Machio’s career was short and so is Dean

The Jersey fist pumping and then maybe the snow will go away.

In other countries kids go to work at a young age. We live in Jersey, it is sometimes considered another country. Work Luke, Work.

Dean starting to pull his weight around the house. (note: dean’s does not weigh a lot)

Mommy and Daughter day, going to see Elmo at Madison Square Garden. The boys don’t have enough ones saved up for their day out with dad.

They just listened to the Cory Hart remix, I wear my sunglasses inside so I can so can…

This is Mia’s happy face.

Dean was yelling, yes hard to believe. He was yelling in the microphone because last time they messed up his order and put pickles on it.

She lifts her leg when she needs to go but she is still a girl.

Dean had to bring this little dog home for the week from school, it was an “assignment”. He failed. This horse ate the dog and the other dog we bought wasn’t the exact match and the teacher realized this at the end of the day, failing Dean. Just think of the three’s company “misunderstanding” episode, you know the one.