The Goldberg Crew

Luke Ashton, Dean Alexander, and Mia Faith

Thursday, April 22, 2010




If Dean has a third of the teenage girls that love Justin Bieber and multiply that with the teenage girls that love Daddy. Then Dean is looking at a fanclub of zero.

If Dean has an eighth of the teenage girls that love Justin Bieber and multiply that with the mothers of the teenage girls that love daddy. Well then Dean is looking at a fanclub of , well zero again.

If Dean takes Daddy out of the equation, then you should follow Dean on twitter and facebook because he will be doing alllllright.




These girls are practicing dancing, they are not practicing how to dance in the jersey shore clubs or polls. These are respectful women…unlike their moms....



They all share a moment on the couch.

Fast forward 12 years

Luke and Dean can share their moments on the couch with the girls to daddy but mia...just so we all know mia will never be allowed on the couch with another boy.





The boys of winter.





Felicia, it is ok for mia not to be in EVERY picture.




Rhianna called, she wants her song back.



Jedi Mind Tricks in action.

Hey kids this is a fun ride. If you keep repeating they will believe it.

Hey daddy your hair isn't going away, it looks good. If they keep repeating it I will believe it...or at the very least comb it over to make them and me feel at ease with it.




Daddy had the same hat at school when he was younger, but the difference, dean is in the middle, daddy was in the corner.





Dean is a king amongst queens and they run this kingdom.






Dean explains to young Katie that he got a car for his birthday but it’s in the shop. Some truth to this…but it was a matchbox car and it is in the bin with the other crap.




When Dean turns 5, Felicia buys a card with the number 5.
When Dean has a cold, Felicia buys a cold medicine
When Dean farts, Well Felicia doesn’t fart, she is a lady




Dean in the back of the taxi with money and his hat backwards. Lil Pimpin spending some gees yo, holla.





We tried to scalp the Story Time Live tickets but nobody in their right mind would buy them….even swiper wouldn’t swipe them
Da-Da-Da-Da dreadful!




I love Dean so much I allowed to buy a yankee hat...and shirt.



Nana took all three kids for the night. A little Bow Chicka Bow Bow for me and Felicia. Yes, we both took Tylenol pm at 815p and woke up at 1130a to our alarm that makes the sound bow chicka bow bow.




In a few years, Luke will have a girl on his shoulder. Hopefully he won’t have a DS in his hand and will be using all of the mack daddy moves he is learning from his day out with dad days.