The Goldberg Crew

Luke Ashton, Dean Alexander, and Mia Faith

Thursday, August 05, 2010





As many of you have heard, our new house!




Disney = happiness…notsomuch




Disney kicked their butt.





I am not sure what is on TV in this picture, but I hope we taped it, I gotta know.




From Left to Right ( Ridiculous, Goofy, Friggin Ridiculously Goofy, and Sometimes Ridiculous




Great times, everyone got laid.




Front row!



jedi’s don’t cry!
We named Luke and knew this was his destiny and we contemplated calling Dean Yoda…glad we didn’t.




Luke, this is your destiny.




Thought bubbles..
Dad I can read your blog and you are not that funny




Tigger will eat you if you don't smile.



Daddy tried not to show emotion as he wanted to remain calm for mia….that didn’t work.




It is almost impossible but see if you can find Luke, Dean, and Daddy…DON'T hesitate to call me if you are having problems, 555-1212




Lil Mermaid and Lil Mack Daddy….giddy up Dean!




Luke used one of Daddies go to lines
Luke: Hey princess jasmine, are your legs tired?
Jasmine: No
Luke: Because you've been running through my dreams all night long
Jasmine: Disney is a place where dreams come true.
Luke: Ummmm....



Three Princessess…one credit card…oh the dilemma.




This trip cost to infinity and beyond…


Devo called, they want their glasses back….





NAMASTE…Nama-sa-mu-ma-ku-sa…




Daddy Mia, stop listening to music, would you like something to read?
Mia: Do you have anything light?
Daddy Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?




Daddy There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Dean The cockpit--what is it?
Daddy It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now



Luke: Mommy , can you fly this plane and land it?
Mommy: Surely you can't be serious.
Luke: Mom, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.



Best airline ever.




Mia doing as daddy told her.... Sit here wait outside the Platinum Club and find a sugar daddy.




Kids were playing flight simulator prior to take off, the rest of us were drinking.




Roses are Red Violets are blue, what the heck I dont want a flower, daddy buy me some shoes.



They will protect her.



Mia covers up Daddy’s lack of goatee, both her and mommy share the dislike of Daddy’s chin.




Grrr baby, very Grrr



Mia’s fortune cookie “Romance will come your way soon”. We won’t order Chinese food from Larry’s again.



"Nodody is getting in between me and my Calvins" Yes designer diapers but the same rules apply. Stay away from my baby girl!

Sunday, August 01, 2010




another forced upon us felicia favorite, the table shot.



Two, daddy at least just wear sun block two




Girls just giggling as they have a date tonight and were just told by their fathers that they can't date until they are forty




the pick in her hair is mommies...or dr. j's


Meet the rescue team that saved the gulf




sitting by the pool.
but dad this isnt a pool.
shut up or you will get out.