USE YOUR FEET!, USE YOUR FEET!, LUKE! USE YOUR FEET! Ugh the frustration starts. Felicia officially became a Soccer Mom today and I became Psycho Dad. In her new role, Felicia will be appearing on "Desperate Housewives" during May Sweeps. Dad is still trying to get accepted to be the next "Bachelor". I have been rejected three times already, they keep mentioning the "marriage" thing is an issue.

Karate Kid...Felicia really needs to stop watching Ralph Macchio movies around the kids. 

adu, maradona, pele, and goldberg....hmm that doesn't sound right. How about Goldberg, Stein, Cohen & partners?

Now practice saying: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal 

Baby Grand and Baby Dean 

It sounded like Biz Markies's "Just a Friend" 

Dean was on the Keyboard playing "Rock it " by Herbie Hancock while Luke was on the Piano doing his Chris Martin's Coldplay imitation. 

Dean doesn't eat outside TOO! 

"swinger" or "player", whatever you want to call him, he gets the ladies 

Not taking a poop, just concentrating.

American Bada$$ 

Bloods (Red), Crips (Blue), Goldberg's (Orange). The boys are representin' 

slide slide slippity slide come along and ride the fantastic voyage... 

"Dean's" B-day cake but that didn't stop these two vultures. Mommy can't wait for Dean to turn two...only reason is for another cake... 

No autographs please. 

The lightweight division 

Happy Birthday Dean! You only have 17 more years left of your free ride.  

Year One: Orange. Year Two: Yellow 

After the Blue Man Group tryouts.. Cross your fingers, I think I nailed the audition. 

Three boys, Three Lunesta pills 

half gone...half more to go.... 

Hi everyone.  

Gamma got a new hat. 

blah blah brian wilson blah blah blah Beach Boys greatest group ever blah blah...

Could someone please smile in this picture?