USE YOUR FEET!, USE YOUR FEET!, LUKE! USE YOUR FEET! Ugh the frustration starts. Felicia officially became a Soccer Mom today and I became Psycho Dad. In her new role, Felicia will be appearing on "Desperate Housewives" during May Sweeps. Dad is still trying to get accepted to be the next "Bachelor". I have been rejected three times already, they keep mentioning the "marriage" thing is an issue.