Daddy can still swaddle! What is Anne Geddes address?

The three people in this picture are not upset as the one holding the camera about the Bears loss to the Lions.

Dean is a crip

Lets take a moment here.

To all Grand parents (8), family members from young to old and various friends, local and far. These blog posts are funny. They are funny to me but sometimes not to you because:

1. They are inside jokes with some of you but others are on the outside.
2. Sometimes because you are old.
3. You have not turned on the radio in 10 years
4. You have not turned on MTV...ever
5. Don't read the paper or keep up with current events
6. Can't detect sarcasm in text format.

I would try to please all of you but that would be selling out and I am an artist. I will continue to keep on doing it my way because this is how I share my family with you. I don't want to fall into Howard, Rush, or Bill O Reily's of the world and tell you to turn the dial, I just want to tell you eventually one of these jokes will be funny for ya

Dean joined a gang and it was rumble time.

They are regressing

Luke meet Brandy and Duke. Brandy and Duke meet the little boy who will not walk you or feed you food because...that is what little boys do.

Background Music by Tom Jones.

Love Is In The Air
Love is in the air everywhere I look around
Love is in the air every sight and every sound

Something in the juiceboxes in school, we are looking into it. If it is confirmed, Daddy will be enrolling tomorrow!

Felicia is showing the finger she points with:
when she shows Daddy where to pick up his mess.
when she shows Daddy where to drive
when she...actually it represents the first day of school

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.


UPDATE: Really disappointed here. This is an Austin Power's quote, one of the best movie quotes of all time!!! Ugh, you people disgust me for not knowing 7th grade humor.

Like the sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
Like the Luke through the Magnifing Glass, so much bigger are his eyes

On Dean's first day of school he learned that mommy left him there and she left via car while daddy left him via train.

Dean had his Gold Medal Bronzed.

Luke ran like the wind. The wind was 1 mph that day.

No this was not the line for the Superbad movie, this was the starting line.

From Superbad came a great name, Mclovin, it is such a great name that pending Felicia's approval we will change the kids names to Deanlovin or Lukelovin.

Dean's eyes were not on the prize as Daddy tried to enforce prior to the race. His eyes were on some little hootchie wearing a pull-up and a onesie.

Dean, look, this is something that Daddy used to be able to do..