The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.


UPDATE: Really disappointed here. This is an Austin Power's quote, one of the best movie quotes of all time!!! Ugh, you people disgust me for not knowing 7th grade humor.