Meet the Sarcasms.
Mia the new addition
Mommy the man of the house
Dean the mack
Daddy the father of the year for five years in a row
Luke da playa

We think this is when Nana's credit card was stolen as she was on the dancefloor gettin loose. Papa Frank still has not called it in, the theif is spending less the her.

Fast forward 20 years.

Matt just told Dean what retired means. He then explained if you thought Nana called a lot now..just wait... He also told Dean that she won't call during General Hospital or Wheel of Fortune so he could probably nap and eat during those times uninterupted.

Roasts are a ton of fun especially when you three and five. Thank you Nuggets and Fries!

Luke overheard Mommy say to Daddy please don't break into the running man on the dance floor tonight..please for once in your life Marc, show some discretion.

update: Daddy didn't do the Running Man dance, he did the Lawn Mower and the Shopping Cart tho!

Felicia got emotional watching her mom get roasted and shown a tremendous amount of love from the 100's of people in attendence. Felicia had what they call "tears of happiness".

Daddy got emotional when Luke tried to leave with a lady friend.Daddy had a proud moment of his little boy growing up and also enjoyed some "tears of happiness"

At Nana's retirement party Mia thought it would be cute if she wore something from Nana's past. This was piece of Nanas favorite skirt that she used to go to the Copa in 78.

Luke, Dean and Bubbles. Actually Bubbles is not in the picture, she had to work tonight on the pole.

This is how we do...

Luke made mommy a statue of her at school for Mommy for Mother's Day (yes, I know, couldn't believe it either, they have a day for mother's, who friggin knew!)



This is the tricky one so see if you can follow it.
On the left is Mommy , Middle is Luke, and then right is the Fake mommy. Be careful when looking at the picture and mess up the left to right because most people have been getting it wrong. The resemblance is uncanny, felicia actually owns that outfit.

The Evil that hats do. Mia is normally happy go lucky like her ma, but put a hat on her and she becomes her Dad.

Power Rangers: Operation Stinky Tush

Daddy was hammered, and being responsible, he gave the keys to Dean.

A grand mother giving kids candy, now you don't see that everyday...

Fast forward 12 years and this picture aint that funny. Fast forward 12 years and the mirror ain't gonna be fun..sorry..just had to depress you too.

The kids practicing for the drive in.

And now a scene from The Hills:
(At Party)
Girls: Hey Mia, I think he likes you
Mia: As If
Girls: He is going gonna ask you to the big dance
Mia: Like does he even have a car? It better not be a domestic.
Girls: I don't think he drives
Mia: I don't think he best be calling me.
Girls: fer shure mia, you are right, like I don't even think he has a job.
Mia: You gotta have a J-O-B if ya wanna get with me...