And now a scene from The Hills:
(At Party)
Girls: Hey Mia, I think he likes you
Mia: As If
Girls: He is going gonna ask you to the big dance
Mia: Like does he even have a car? It better not be a domestic.
Girls: I don't think he drives
Mia: I don't think he best be calling me.
Girls: fer shure mia, you are right, like I don't even think he has a job.
Mia: You gotta have a J-O-B if ya wanna get with me...