Both Gamma and Mia Love Daddy and Hate Daddy.
Gamma Loves Daddy because he makes her laugh.
Mia Loves Daddy because he makes her laugh.
Gamma hates Daddy because when he drives, he uses the long vertical pedal.
Mia hates Daddy because he does not have milk producing breasts.

After the picture
Mia went to sleep.
Daddy went to an 80's party
Mommy just went out at for another night in Jersey

What is wrong with this picture? Well let me tell you how the boys completely blew this diagram of a town..

If you build a town and it has an airport (seen closest), it must have both Long AND Short term parking, not just one.

If you make a Gentleman's club, don't put it so close to the elementary school and have an OPEN 24 hours sign.

A Hooters on every block will never allow any significant profits for individual owners.

Dean was upset, he hates when his foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

He was wondering if he made wine out of raisins, would he have to wait for it to age.

Mia enjoying being a yenta with all of the other mothers at the pool.

Finding Dean-o

Gamma comes to Glen Rock! She promised the boys t-shirts but forgot to bring em...

These are custom towels where you pay per letter. This is a shinning moment in the Goldberg household where Daddy fought all of Mommy's selction for the names and won with Luke, Dean and Mia (11 letters!). Each of Mommy's names for Luke and Dean were either long or just didn't work with Goldberg. For Mia either to long or Daddy had dated someone with the same name....we went through a lot of names for Mia ;)

Luke dropped a bomb and celebrated.

Luke already heard Frank's pitch about retirement funds.

A light shines down on the curls. In 36 years she will have to hi-light those curls.

The boys got into Felicia's hair gel again.

She already wants something, she wears the I love Daddy t-shirt to butter me up. My guess she wants a car.

Jeter to Joba (Chamberlain)
Jeter: Joba, how come you don't pitch more innings?
Luke :Dean, stop calling me Joba, we are not roll playing as Yankees, we like the Cubs. Let's just use these shirts as pajama's and rags.

Princess Mia meets Darth Dirk

When you come visit, it would be wise to eat prior.

SPF 50 and Daddy protect Mia at the pool.

Happy Graduation Luke!

This was his biggest accomplishment for about nine minutes then completely out did himself , after he got his diploma he streaked through the ceremony. It was awesome.

Graduation at the Jewish center where the kids will grow up to be doctors, lawyers, accountants and yentas.

Dean still thinks Derek Zoolander is going to call him to appear in Zoolander part deux.

Mommy tried to give words of wisdom to Luke about life's challenging roads ahead. If you have to buy gas for those roads...then you are screwed.

Dean:So they leave the school and we go up a grade?
Oliver: Yes
D: Now we are the BMOC’s ?(Big men on Campus)
O: Yes
D: Oh this is good, real good.

If Luke asks you, mia enjoyed the graduation.

He does not do drugs, the Clockwork Orange look, Beatles Abby Road shirt and the blur make it seem like he would but he does not, he only drinks beer.

Our taxes in Glen Rock are high but two teachers for one student has been great. Luke explained to me the quadratic formula and how it will apply to him in the "real world".

His eyes make it like this he is “scared” and "nervous". This is why he will do well with the ladies, he is luring them all in with his "innocence" and play the nice guy.. Then bam! You live in Jersey with three kids and a blog.

Before Mia: this caption would include sir mix a lot quotes, phrases like "do fries come with that shake" , "go dean", "that's my boy" and use words like "proud" , "ba-dunk-a-dunk" and and many others..

After Mia: this caption says, I own a gun and if your son ever looks at my mia like this, I will hunt you down like beast

A Word with Mia:

Mia: Daddy
Daddy: No
Mia: But I didn't even ask yet
Daddy: I know but the answer is No
Mia: Thats not fair
Daddy : Life is not fair
Mia: Well I am going to ask my question anyway. Can you drive me to the Library?
Daddy: oh , sorry, sure
Mia: No, nevermind, you already made up your mind, it was no. Later, I am going to walk over to the graduation party and hook up with boys.

The mind games begin.

No grandparents, this is not the interNET we speak often about. It is a NET where they catch great kids.

The boys were lookin at some bitties, Luke gave them a "Ten"

Dean didn't want to showcase his awesome upper body strength and make everyone around him feel inadequate

Luke was not in the movie flashdance, those are shin pads not leg warmers. The legwarmers are still in mommy's closet next to mommies headband collection.

Dean activated the flux capacitor, we have not seen him since.

Daddy: Smile!
Dean: hey luke what is daddy doing? is he taking a picture again?
Luke: yup another photo op, pimpin us kids for his blog
Dean: what blog
Daddy: Guys, SMILE!
Luke: I will show you on my laptop when we get home. When you can read, you might find it funnier then I do. He is inconsistant but if you ask him, he is hilarious.
Dean: yeah, sometimes he is funny but this peek-a-boo game he still plays with me is so 2006

Whooping cough's ugly sister hooping ear.