Welcome Truman Lawrence Goldberg!

A young Luke and Dean welcome the newest cousin. This post is also reminder that they/we were all small and we all get bigger. Based on 99% of the blog posts, it doesn't mean we grow up though..

Today, life is different , conversation with kids is…well just different.

Dad can I borrow $3?
Why?
To buy sports cards.

Dad I have Kobe Bryant!
Yes Luke, you do.
Kobe didn’t go to college, why do have too?
Because hustling, playing good defense, and maxing out at 5 10 won’t cut it.

Dad I have Magic Johnson!
Yes Dean
Magic? Can we have him at my next birthday?
No, but we can visit one of his movie theatres

Dad I was reading on TMZ and it said Kobe had some sexual allegations a while back. What does that mean?
Luke it means your mom now needs to lock her computer so you don’t read about this stuff.

Albright Offsping 2004 and 2009






Note: These are not all of my kids, most of the others are not pictured and with their babies mama which is probably causing me to have all of this baby mama dramma.

Behind the Blog , in this scene the key grip Felicia helps prop Mia up for the picture.

Behind the Blog not pictured. Daddy just got punched in the youknowwhaz for one of the sarcastic posts

Mia’s first shot. Vicki’s 320th (not counting the 1993 Florida trip)

Mia and her pledge sisters.

Apparently someone else made the stinky this time.

that was fro, this is now.

He makes one Sweet Home Alabama video and a remake of BIG then gets recognized once on Rock Road…geez he thinks he is a superstar and now needs to be on the DL because he doesn’t want his fans all over him.

This might be the closest dean gets to BIG.

Dean with the guy from the Geico commercials.

This caption was so easy a....

Top Story: Steelers win the Super Bowl! As for next year Dean is speculating that the Bears will beat the Jets and Dora and Diego will be the halftime entertainment.

Rules allow 10 kids on the field at a time. As you can see eight players chasing the ball at the same time, welcome to coaching 5-6 year olds!

Coach Goldberg’s words of wisdom. “Half this game is ninety percent mental"

Luke said ” Left foot, right foot, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." And that is why he was in goal..