Today, life is different , conversation with kids is…well just different.

Dad can I borrow $3?
Why?
To buy sports cards.

Dad I have Kobe Bryant!
Yes Luke, you do.
Kobe didn’t go to college, why do have too?
Because hustling, playing good defense, and maxing out at 5 10 won’t cut it.

Dad I have Magic Johnson!
Yes Dean
Magic? Can we have him at my next birthday?
No, but we can visit one of his movie theatres

Dad I was reading on TMZ and it said Kobe had some sexual allegations a while back. What does that mean?
Luke it means your mom now needs to lock her computer so you don’t read about this stuff.